By Bryant Oden, who did “The Duck Song”. iTunes: itunes.apple.com On the CD of 40 songs: “The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 2.” Songdrops.com http Lyrics to the funny song “If Our Love Was an Outhouse” If our love was some swamp gas, it would make a sweet sound If our love was a skunk butt it would stay on the ground If our love was a camel it wouldnt much spit If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbeque pit I wrote this sweet love song special for you Since I forgot your birthday its the least I could do I love you as far as a turkey can fly I love you as long as a lizard stays dry I love you as strong as a turtle can swim I love you as deep as the doodoo Im in If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mold If our love was an outhouse, it would be made of gold I wrote this sweet love song special for you Next time Ill notice your brand new hair dew If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings If our love was a cowpie, it would make noses sing If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice If our love was an outhouse, it would have no horse flies I wrote this sweet love song special for you I think I Misspelled your name on my two new tattoos I wrote this sweet love song special for you Dont thank me just make me more cornbread and stew Honey youre sweeter than bathtub mildew If Our Love was an Outhouse- a funny song by Bryant Oden